Klaus Harmony, and yes, those tiny letters spell out : ‘the mozart of porn’ .
His website is found here (don’t worry it’s safe for work).
Now my problem is I want to believe this. It looks so corny and genuine that it has to be real. It’s not. Klaus Harmony is a fictional character made up by Matthew Strachan, an English composer mainly working in the TV-industry. (who wants to be a millionaire’s soundtrack is from his hand). I think Matthew just needed an excuse to pump out the most corny tunes he could think of. The first three volumes of Klaus’ work are ready.