NEW YORK—Noted rapper/producer Sean “Puffy” Combs released his hotly anticipated new single Tuesday, “Tha Kidd (Is Not My Son),” which samples Michael Jackson’s 1983 smash “Billie Jean” in its entirety and adds nothing. “When I was in the studio mixing and recording, I decided ‘Tha Kidd’ would work best if I kept all the music and vocals from the original version and then didn’t rap over it,” Combs said. “So what I did is put in a tape with ‘Billie Jean’ on it, and then I hit record. The thing turned out great.” Combs’ current number-one hit, “Eye Of The Tiger,” is dedicated to slain rapper Notorious B.I.G.

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