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Post an audioboo with the title “Stylophone through octaver through ringmod through space echo = instant rockband” (recorded with an iphone)

Get Marco Raaphorst to steal it and remix it, and post it on his blog “melodiefabriek”

Stylo Rock da Show

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Re-stole the mp3 from Marco’s blog and re-re-mixed it. This time stretching it 800% Justin Bieber style. The result is a 13 minute giant robot bee factory, not unfitting as a soundtrack for “Texas Chainsaw Massacre part XXIV”. The truly demented part starts at 1:22. That’s the bit where the mutated cyborg giants start to drag the bee corpses back to their factory.

Stylostretch

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And all that noise coming from a single stylophone…

Found on wfmu

Perhaps the worst thing , is the fact that this guitar is a left-handed ukulele.  Not only is it shaped left handed, it is strung that way too.

What is Christmas without a SuperNES, a Stylophone, a Wurlitzer and an all girls 60s choir? Nothing, I tell you!
Since I’m breaking a few laws with this one I am not telling who are the singers nanana.
Also it is unclear where the sampling stops and where the true schnauzer-sauce is starting. I’m just telling you can leave out the ladies and still a full track is playing for your little bear-dance. (If I’m ever planning to release this legally I would have to, don’t you just love copyright law?)
This track is sort of a new years resolution. The resolution is: A whole lot more like this to come!

Anyhow, wishing you all a Happy Christmas!

(do with this track as you please. Blog about it, remix it, give it away to your worst enemies, or just do a little nerdy dance to it.)

Winter Wonderland – Schnauzer Radio Orchestra vs ??? – 3:05

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When my youngest niece Bette was born, she instantly received a nickname ‘babushka’. Don’t ask me why, I guess she just reminded us of one. Now the Matryomin is a cross between a Babushka and a Theremin. Even a step further below is the Matryomin Ensemble. There is something haunting about the song too. I have put this on repeat. Happy First Birhtday Bette Babushka!

Did a quick rendition on my Fender Rhodes of the Dr.Who theme. I always wanted to do something with this, it might end up in a normal big project, who knows. I Fed the Rhodes straight into a Roland re201 Space Echo. No processing was done afterwards.

Nothing beats tape, NOTHING! *insert frantic laughter*

The Swarvoski snare drum!
Point me to the drummer who could afford this (and I will shoot him)

Just posted my first audioboo.

Audioboo.com is an audio-blogging tool which integrates perfectly with the iPhone…. Gone is all the studio-equipment . just one single microphone embedded in an apple phone can make you world famous! More strangeness coming to the schnauzerstudios.

I remember playing this game over and over and over again singing along with this tune. In retrospect there were a lot of games I played over and over just to hear the theme-music again. This was one of the musical highlights, and now it is done on ukelele’s. I’ll give this one 3 out of 5 crappy guitarplayers for just trying.

original tune can be found here, I still love it like a classic album.

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